Honesty is the best policy.

I've been tagged and I am supposed to tell ten completely honest things about me.  I don't think I have anything that interesting to say, but I shall try.

1.  I like pina coladas, long walks on the beach, and soft caresses.

2.  I could get lost looking in your eyes.  

3.  I once rode bareback on a horse through the Italian countryside.

4.  Everywhere I go, I keep a fan blowing on me so my hair can fly around my face all romantic like.  I also wear lipgloss so strands of my hair will stick seductively to my lips.

5.  I've had my butt surgically altered as to be reminiscent of J. Lo.

6.  I'm secretly in love with Carrot Top.  Meow...

7.  You.  Me.  Caviar.  On the cliffs of Ireland.  Need I say more?

8.  My longest relationship was with a midget.  He had the hair of a stallion.

9.  I wash my hair in the urine of the duck-billed platypus.  That's how it gets that "new penny" shine.

10.  I'm your mama.

Sorry, I just couldn't think of anything.